othelladub's Diaryland Diary
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Fat for life!~
Super Bowl Champs!
Someone told me today that a Buccaneer is a "Gay Raider." eh.
My eyes and ears are tired. My car is jacked up. Might be the alternator again.
The HULK commercial aired, finally. Glad SONY bought time for that Super Bowl spot.
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Next topic : Nudity! Why isn't there more of it in American life?
I say nudity is the key
to the wars on terrorism, drugs, and
crime. If more folks went nude, the
collective nausea would be
significant enough to absorb much of
the world's extraneous tension.
Suicide Bombing: Down 12%.
Marijuana use among American
suburban teens: 27%. Organized
Crime's level of organization:
Decreased fifty-fold.
Indeed, fatasses
across the country flashing flesh
would be the greatest thing to
emerge in this country since the
halcyon days of "Clear Coke." Damn,
I love "clear" drinks.
Global Warming - Fuggedaboutit!! The sweat evaporating
off of the porcine masses would
easily compensate for the lack of
ozone coverage we increasingly face.
Nothing against fat folks, mind you!
The thin, lanky types can do their part as well.
Hanging, loose skin can be harnessed
as wind-sails, stretched along oceansides, Cristo-like, so as to ramp up the power grid nation wide
(with a non-toxic, non-pollutant source of energy, to boot!)
Truly - flagellas and
fannies flapping would be fruitful
and fortuitous for us all.
Let the healing begin.
8:33 p.m. - 2003-01-26
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more of it in American life?
I say nudity is the key
to the wars on terrorism, drugs, and
crime. If more folks went nude, the
collective nausea would be
significant enough to absorb much of
the world's extraneous tension.
Suicide Bombing: Down 12%.
Marijuana use among American
suburban teens: 27%. Organized
Crime's level of organization:
Decreased fifty-fold.
Indeed, fatasses
across the country flashing flesh
would be the greatest thing to
emerge in this country since the
halcyon days of "Clear Coke." Damn,
I love "clear" drinks.
Global Warming - Fuggedaboutit!! The sweat evaporating
off of the porcine masses would
easily compensate for the lack of
ozone coverage we increasingly face.
Nothing against fat folks, mind you!
The thin, lanky types can do their part as well.
Hanging, loose skin can be harnessed
as wind-sails, stretched along oceansides, Cristo-like, so as to ramp up the power grid nation wide (with a non-toxic, non-pollutant source of energy, to boot!) Truly - flagellas and fannies flapping would be fruitful and fortuitous for us all. Let the healing begin. 8:33 p.m. - 2003-01-26 -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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