(doesn't favor multiple drafts when writing; refer to any book jacket photo for affirmation of her beauty)

2) Jennifer Lopez, Entertainer

(may be a sellout pick, but accurate nonetheless)

3) Sarah Silverman, Comedian

(currently dating Jimmy Kimmel; funny and scorchingly hot)

4) Sarah Polley, Actress

(great actress. superb in "No Such Thing" among others - brought to life an otherwise unremarkable "GO"; politically active, great eyes)

5) Jessica Alba, Actress

(favorite of fanboys everywhere. Jennifer Garner may have replaced her on the tube, but teenage boys everywhere have not forgotten. don't sleep.)

6) Elizabeth Wurtzel, Author

(Christina Ricci doesn't seem like a good choice for "Prozac Nation," but the author of aforementioned tome makes a damn fine glossy-magazine-interview-subject)

7) Norah Jones, Singer

(As anyone who witnessed her performance at Star 98.7's "Not So Silent Night" may attest, this woman can tap, tap, tap those keys, and enchant the most flimsy of audiences)

8) Gwen Stefani

(Another possible entry into the cheese file, this woman escapes scorn by virtue of her brutal elegance, her ability to channel an orange county high school existence into every snap of her speech, every spring of her leaping thrusts. She represent Anahiem. She do it well.)

9) Lisa Bonet

(On the Strength of her "High Fidelity" turn alone)

10) Brittany Murphy (Poised to shoot up the list with an additional 10-12 lbs.)

Honorable Mentions : Maya Rudolph of SNL, Ashanti, Joumana Kidd, Kristin-Scott Thomas, Angelina Jolie circa "Hackers," and Melissa from Real World, New Orleans.

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off on holiday, will return soon.

12:50 a.m. - 2003-06-22

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