othelladub's Diaryland Diary
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freaking foo-fighters
Hot, steamy Kenny Baker action, yo! (OR: Can I get an R2?)
The boy likes meat.
Likes meat.
Meat meat meat.
Eats meat.
Meat, he eats.
Anakin goes out to the taco joint with Kenny Baker and David Prowse. Andy Dick stops by with meat. Wanda Sykes shakes her sexy rear as she moves into view. David Caruso evaporates. Security deposit is made by C3PO. Restrictions Apply at the Telachi Station, when picking up power-converters. Uncle Ben ran out of rice. Oprah Winfrey as exotic escort?
Ted Koppel in the buff? Stars in the sky, sauce in your pants.
3 hostile strippers shake down the redneck flaming up on the death star's surface.
American Television mourns for CHiPs. Tiger Woods gets a woody for Ali Landry; Danny Devito perspires as Trista Rehn and Orlando Woolridge engage in tomfoolery. Diamonds shine with simulated glee, as rocket scientists peruse a plethora of ass, determining paltrow's cold seat is bloated with gas.
Dr. Phil ejects fluid in the ear of Jimmy Kimmel. Jason Alexander bows to the god of Nathan Lane. Rex Reed beats up a sullen Rex Chapman, as members of T-Rex look on. Bret Easton Ellis takes a cold shower while Norah Jones waits outside with a Vente. Bat-Mite stuffs a roll of quarters in his mouth as Luke and Laura from "General Hospital" molest "American Pie" starlet, Shannen Elizabeth.
Nudity in full swing, Kenny Baker and David Prowse show Anakin the true meaning of the force.
Electro sizzles as Hydro-Man fumes, and JJJ paces in his office.
12:03 a.m. - 2003-07-03
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