Gp and the "takin' more shots" man of the Transplants, Utah's own Karl Malone, are locked down. Now, let's see what Kobe can do to avoid being locked up.

The Smiths tribute band the Sweet and Tender Hooligans is playing in OC this week, for anyone who cares ...

lastly, the OC - the saggy Fox drama is set to debut tomorrow. I'll be sitting on the edge of the sofa, teeth gritted, no doubt ...

More Larry King-like clipped comments as time passes *